This week, Stephen Colbert, demographer extraordinaire, used his gravitas and obvious authority to establish the notion that the definition of "Millennials" has a definite start/end date, therefore cementing my personal belief that I am not a Millennial, and clearly born during some tiny interim epoch heretofore referred to as "The Oregon Trail Generation." I watched, rapt, as Stephen discussed the subject with one of my heroines, Abbi Jacobsen, who is unfortunately born in 1984, at the very cut-off year Stephen mentions. This is a serendipitous occasion for this OTG anthropologist, and I will cherish this moment forever.